So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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