awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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