do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
you have to choose: penises or morals?
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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