they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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