last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Randomize
