Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
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