Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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