I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
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