she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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