What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
A+ Viking dick
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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