Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Randomize
