so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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