thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
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