So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
Randomize
