butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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