First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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