Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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