Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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