he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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