what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
Do vagina's smell?
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
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