I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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