i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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