i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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