I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
Randomize
