Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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