this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
Randomize
