Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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