piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
Randomize
