Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
You're like the curious george of whores
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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