erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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