quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
birth control should be required to get into college
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
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