Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
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