Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
Randomize
