just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
i will never coherently bang her
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Randomize