Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
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