ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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