Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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