I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
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