The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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