i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
how do you play pong handcuffed?
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
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