she was so not down for the gang bang
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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