We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
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