she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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