It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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