I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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