I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
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