You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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