she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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