soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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