I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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