Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
We named our party play list daddy issues
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
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