I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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